Protip: Don’t attempt to assemble Ikea furniture with a leatherman.

I still find myself marveling at the beauty & quality of my  products, even months after purchase. #RIPSteveJobs

… and it didn’t so much sync the de-duped contacts with Google contacts, as advertised.

UK Visas: acquired!

I’m pretty damn excited that the iPad version of WIRED is free for all print subscribers. Next up - digital only subscription.

Poor Darren … http://t.co/Ot26CEF

.@mghaught @TheAmazingRando @ryanstenhouse - Thanks!

It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine #rapture

Hail on the steps to the dojo4 bunker. Oh, in addition to marble-sized hail, we also have thunder now #boulder http://t.co/OUXmt5a

Mario propaganda: http://t.co/XHzDqVA (via @peterc)